Happy Punday

Here are the puns I tweeted during the past week.

If Voltaire wrote a law textbook, would it be called Can-Deed?

What instrument did the cobbler play in the band? Shoehorn.

Are upbeat words like ‘happy’ and ‘glad’ allowed to be used in ‘cross’word puzzles?

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