Here are the puns I’ve tweeted during the past week.
Ohio’s license plate says it’s the birthplace of aviation, and North Carolina’s says it’s first in flight. And technically they’re both Wright.
Why was the post office so sexist? Their business was entirely mail.
Apparently Carly Rae Jepsen is working on a new album. Hopefully it includes a song titled “Call Me Ishmael.” It would be a whale of a tune.