Happy Punday

Here are the puns I tweeted during the week, plus one more.

I wonder if ads ever reach the point where companies sponsor treaties, so that a diplomatic disagreement can be settled by the Honda Accord.

Why couldn’t the keyboard take off its hat? Its cap lock was on.

A few months ago the top button fell off my shirt on consecutive days. It was sew coincidental.

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